Wedding Party
Allaesa Marcellus
Maid of Honor
Allaesa is my much older sister. She grew up in a small town in Mississippi during the Great Depression and overcame 70's style hair in the 2010's. She is now a stand up comedian with most of her jokes surrounding weather change and Greenland's political climate. Her goals and aspirations include owning a water buffalo, truffle hunting in Oregon, and perfecting her brownie recipe.
Hillary Gable
Maid of Honor
Hillary is my soon to be also older sister. She grew up in the small landlocked city called Dubai. She is currently the CFO of FeetFinder and is putting her Business degree to use and is in the works to bottle her newest invention: pre workout and wine. "Pour Decisions" will be available in stores in September of 2028. She is also Boise's local hockey team's "team mom" which just involves bringing orange slices soaked in vodka to their games. She was set to go D1 for synchronized swimming, but blew out her ACL senior year of high school effectively ending her career.
Maggie Rankin
Bridesmaid
Maggie is my best friend's doppelgänger. My best friend couldn't make it, so Maggie agreed to fill in. She is now a manager at Whole Foods and is very excited about an up and coming product line involving the high protein cricket and Napa Cabbage. She aspires to break into the long haul trucking business. In her free time, Maggie enjoys ghost pepper eating contests and macrodosing on Tums.
Cali Green
Bridesmaid
Cali is my old high school teacher. She has never left her home town, so we were all surprised when she agreed to leave for the first time to go to Mexico! She is the proud owner and head chef at "Hunger Games" which is a Tapas house where you have to box another patron at the restaurant. Each win earns the winner another plate of food. She also has her own line of speedo's and is very into Shrek cosplay.
Samantha Clayton
Bridesmaid
Sam is my parent's daughter. She was an army brat who grew up everywhere. She dreams of being a stay at home candlemaker with a tulip farmer in the Netherlands. She currently is living off of her winnings from getting silver in the World badminton tournament in 2014 and being Sydney Sweeney's stunt double. Her favourite foods are paprika and tangelos.
Ross Eide
Groomsman
I met Ross sophomore year of high school. We started hanging out before a baseball game with time to kill and ended up killing spiders with Chick-fil-A mints in the gym. Seriously, we were just throwing mints at large spiders until we had a better idea. We decided to have a home run derby on the softball field. The infield of which, had just been dragged by our head coach. We found this out after getting a few rounds in which I believe Ross won, he always did have the power. Our head coach showed up and in his kind and sweet voice told us to get off the field as he was going to have to drag it again. Ross went on to study geology at Texas A&M and still lives in Austin, Texas.
Steven Thweatt
Groomsman
I met Steve sophomore year of high school. I really met Steve before school started because we played on the same fall baseball team for the prestigious Grand Slam program. We had athletic PE together and both of us had given up basketball in middle school, but we were told that we had to play basketball for the school if we wanted to stay in athletic PE. So, all of a sudden, we were dual sport “athletes.” Steve was a freshman because he spent a year between middle and high school doing school online. He was not held back; he insists that he was “redshirted.” Just to clear that up. Steve went on to study entomology and business at Texas A&M and currently lives in Pflugerville, Texas.
Brendan Dolan
Groomsman
I met Dolan freshman year of college. We were random roommates and we showed up to school not having had a real conversation yet and spent the first couple months feeling each other out. Dolan and I eventually realized that we were into the same stuff. This led to doing most things together from surviving lunches at Bates to attending a mandatory meeting with the school for reasons unknown. Dolan also had the uncanny ability to make sure none of us could sleep in on the weekends because we were roused with a screaming rendition of “You’ll Never Walk Alone” before Liverpool games. Dolan studied finance at the University of South Carolina and currently lives in Redondo Beach, California.
Carson Buckner
Groomsman
I met Carson sophomore year of high school. Carson and I first started hanging out when we were assigned to a project for class. I honestly don’t even remember what the project was for, all I remember is that it involved creating a video about the topic. Carson and I decided that we were going to recreate the opening to the movie Anchorman. It ended up with me being Ron Burgundy and Carson being Champ Kind with our partner being whoever it was from history we were interviewing. Thankfully, our English teacher had a sense of humor because what the project lacked in content, we more than made up for it with humor. Carson went on to study business at LSU and currently lives in Austin, Texas.
Samuel Mancill
Groomsman
I met Sam sophomore year of high school. Sam and I soon became friends and spent many weekends cruising around in his “shaggin wagon” (his sweet white minivan he drove that year). By the time senior year rolled around, Sam spent every Thursday night of second semester at my house. We would head home after baseball practice in time to catch the newest episode of Workaholics and throw the football around. Sam would wake up the next morning and crack a Dr. Pepper while he waited for me to get ready and then passenger princess on our way to school. Sam went on to study kinesiology at St. Edward’s University and then onto becoming a journeyman electrician. Sam currently lives in Lockhart, Texas.
Andrew Gable
Groomsman
I met Gable graduation weekend at Boise State. I knew my sister had been dating someone for a while, but I had never met the guy and I also had been told that they were breaking up as they were moving different places. So naturally they had the graduation party at his place (awkward). I truthfully did not think I would see Gable again, but when my sister moved to San Francisco, they started dating again. Then, in July of 2022 he became my brother-in-law. After living with my sister for the first 18 years of my life, I don’t know how he does it, but were all happy someone was willing to do it. Gable studied computer science at Boise State University and currently lives in Boise, Idaho.